This delicious treat is exactly what your darkest, most cynical friends crave for dinner.The only thing that compares is fresh unicorn meat, which as we all know is so difficult to come by.It fits more snugly than many snuggie blankets, contouring to your body and appearing more like a costume than a blanket. Toilet Mug If the idea of drinking your morning coffee from a toilet brings a smile to your face, the toilet mug is for you.The bowl of the toilet holds your beverage and the handle is the piping under the toilet tank.Happy Man Bottle Stopper Nobody is happier about your bottle of wine than the Happy Man!This tool helps you keep even the finest vintage fresh and fruity between glasses.The original man candle features a rugged, leather scent, mimicking that of a football.Man candles are also available in beer and coffee scents.
Passive Aggressive Notes Love reading notes from disgruntled people barely managing to make it through life without a psychotic break? It is packed with dozens of biting, sniping notes that will make you laugh. The blue ball is similar to the famed Magic 8 Ball and contains a die imprinted with excuses that floats to the open window in the ball. Instant excuse for anything you could not want to do.
Emergency underpants are the solution for all of your underpants related problems.
They come in a convenient carrying case the fit in your pocket, purse, or glove compartment.
This is a great gag gift in a Spam-style canister that contains a dismembered stuff unicorn.
The Official Bullsh*T Button Who doesn’t know at least a few people who are full of sh*t?
Creatively mix together bawdy phrases for just the right expression of how you feel Animal Butt Magnets Animal butt magnets add fun to any magnetic surface.